August 17, 2009

2 funnies just for you!

Hi friends!!! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend! I'm super busy at work today, but I wanted to quickly share these 2 funny stories from the weekend.

Story number 1:
When we were over at my parents' house for my bday, I realized my camera battery was dead, so my mom took pics with her camera. She got on her computer to email them to me. She asked which email to send them to and I said I didn't care. She seemed like she was having a hard time (my parent's are computer teachers, so she is not challenged in this area), so I said send it to my gmail. She still couldn't get it to work, so I spelled the address out for her, every single letter. Still nothing. So then I said send it to my work email. Nothing. I spelled it. Nothing. I was frustrated. So was she. She said "it can't find your email address". I sighed heavily and informed her that I do, in fact, know how to spell my own name. So she read me what was on the screen. "Internet explorer cannot find www.abdent*n@gma!l.c*m." She was typing my email address into the address bar of Internet Explorer, like it was a website!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Everyone (except for my mom) was laughing hystarically! I mean HYSterically!!!!!! Tears in my eyes, rolling on the floor, it's still funny 5 days later, laughing!! My mom didn't think it was funny. :)

Story number 2:
Last night Lee and I were watching tv (big brother, which was totally awesome! :) ) and our doorbell rang. This rarely happens out of the blue. It's usually our neighbor Bob, who is approximately 85 years old and very sweet to us. He also is obsessed with loves OU football, as does Lee. So we get to the door and sure enough, it's Bob. Lee is standing behind me and Bob hands me a magazine, upside down with an advertisement for a new Batman movie, and he said "I don't know if you'll want to see this but I know Lee will want it". Huh? Lee likes Batman or something? How would Bob even know that, i didn't know that. And I had no idea there was even a new Batman movie coming out. So I turned it over and saw that it was the current issue of Playboy!! The Heidi Montag one! Lol! I've never even seen a Playboy in real life. I was like, uhhh... So Bob's like, "it's the fall football preview issue! I get it every year!" And he opens it to a marked page, and it does have college football stuff, specifically the rankings, where OU was no. 1. Haha!! I mean, nothing about the fact that it's a magazine with naked women in it! It might as well have been Martha Stewart Living for the way he acted about it. We thanked him and closed the door and laughed for a while about it. I told Lee that he should give it to me so that I could rip out the football stuff for him and get rid of the magazine :) Obviously, I had to look at Heidi Montag's photos. I thought she didn't pose nude! She was definitely nude in one! It was from the side, but still, she was not wearing one stitch of clothing! And the interview? Ugh it was terrible. But, I supposed that magazine is not exactly purchased for it's award-winning writing. And that's the story of my first peek at a Playboy. (And my last peek, I flipped through some of it and was so disgusted that I threw it down. Then I immediately though, oh no, what if someone sees a Playboy in our house! Like my parents were going to catch us or something!)


Suzanne said...

Yep, it's me! So I totally feel less awkward reading your blog (as I have been doing for a while and actually almost commented a couple times) now that I know you read mine :) *awkward smile* Jackie and I realized that we were going to be at the same party and talked for a bit. What a DOLL!
I think, deep down, we both knew that we were a lot alike and that probably made us even more angry. I agree that the person we dated (not gonna lie my fingers automatically typed "hated" oops!) had an uncanny ability to bring out the absolute WORST in a person. For his sake I hope he has grown or does grow out of it. I hated who I was when I was with him, and looking back I think I knew it at the time. I am the happiest I've ever been with my husband and I am very happy for you two. You make and adorable couple and will have gorgeous babies!
OHMYGOSH!!! That story about Bob is the FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! How hysterical! I totally would have looked at it too. Ok now I'm long winded. Hope you have a good day and feel free to blog-stalk all you want :)

Hailey {HRH} said...

omg those stories are both hilarious! that email thing sounds exactly like something my mom would do!! haha :)

{lauryl} said...

Your story with your mum is hysterical... I've had many similar moments with my own mum. ;-) As for the Playboy- HA! I have a secret confession to make: I used to be obsessed with the reality show The Girls Next Door. I have sworn off reality television after my brief experience on a show, but I still want to be invited to the Mansion someday for a party. Don't tell.

Jax said...

Holy crap I'm laughing so hard!! This is awesome.. both stories. awesome... And yes, I'll be there Thurs!! (as long as my flight gets in on time!!) I made my airbrush appt for 8pm.. lol! I fit things in where I can. Tipsy airbrushing. Wow. What's happening to my life? hah!