Last week, I was sick (still am), and this weekend we went to Dallas for a wedding. Here are a few things I learned:
- When you feel like crap (and are never sick) and your doctor says “I’m sorry you’re sick, but there’s nothing I can do. If it’s not better in a week, call and we’ll give you an antibiotic”, just go ahead and demand an antibiotic right then. Especially if you have to attend wedding festivities over the coming weekend.
- I could totally live in Dallas. For sure.
- It is, in fact, impossible to tire of talking about your child. Impossible.
- Weddings do not have to be super expensive to be fun. Or expensive at all.
- Just because Target carries super cute knock offs of many of your favorite expensive pairs of shoes, doesn’t mean that you’re getting a bargain. In fact, the heel might break on those Target shoes within 2 hours of wearing them and ruin your evening, causing you to not mingle with fun people and leave too early.
- When you leave your 8 month old for 2.5 days, they will look like a full blown toddler by the time you see them again. And you might almost cry when you first see them, because they just look so darn big.
- Twitter friends are awesome, especially when you’re getting ready for an event alone J They helped me decide what to wear!
- If you expect people to drink a lot, and go out afterwards to continue drinking, then you should probably offer an actual dinner at the rehearsal dinner. Heavy hors de oeuvres don’t count.
- 9 times out of 10, your instincts are better than Google maps. I am a navigational rockstar.
- All mamas have an immediate bond. New mamas especially.
- When only one spouse is drunk, the other will most certainly be annoyed at the drunken antics of the other.
- If you chat with a friend who has a baby, you should ask about the baby and/or gush over how cute the baby is. Or the mama might be bitter and wonder why didn’t you ask about my baby?! J
- You Tube is a helpful hair styling teacher.
- It is quite possibly part of the divine plan for me to be this size/weight right now. Otherwise, I would be thousands of dollars in debt after shopping this weekend.
- Your child WILL reach a milestone if you leave them for the weekend. They will probably start saying DaDa the day you leave.
- And then they will not say DaDa at all when you come home, just to spite you.
- There is no better pairing than 70 degree weather and outdoor shopping. Unless you add mimosas.